21 thoughts on “Win a B/W James Bond Poster...”

  • LSteel

    Ok, i will post 1st but this is for your eyes only.

    Tels me this counts?

  • oliver elliott
    oliver elliott May 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    well alike mr bond this poster will be shaken not stirred up in my university wall it would work so well im moving into my room in 2 months and i could decorate my walls with these right i know this wasnt very good soo i will tell you a james bond joke i know
    A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks,

    "Is your date running late?"

    "No", he replies, "I am here alone. Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

    "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

    "What's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

    007 taps, taps his watch,


    and says "Damn thing must be an hour fast
    thanks very much
    just hope i win !

  • barrybuttery

    They call me buttery, barrybuttary

  • Matt

    I could post a comment, but then I would have to kill you

  • 420yoker

    Shaken not stirred.

  • Feltros

    Please, allow me to explain the full extent of my evil plans to you before I kill you... I mean enter the competition.

  • architect

    what time did sean connery go to wimbledon?


  • architect

    actually don't put me in the draw, I don't want the posters, just wanted to share that lame joke haha

  • Theo

    My name is Bond, James bond. I'll have a Martini, shaken, not stirred.

  • Adamz

    Just a drink, a martini please. Shaken, not stirred.

  • Adamz

    oh crap, someone already took my line. What's another one........

    Bond: (talking to Pussy Galore): Who are you?
    PG: Pussy Galore
    Bond: I must be dreaming

  • Ambush

    Do you expect me to talk?!

    No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.

  • highlyblest

    James Bond: That gun, it looks like a bong.
    Emilio Largo: You know much about bongs, Mr. Bond?
    James Bond: yes, but I know a little bit more about women.

  • Nick C

    my favorite from casino royal

    “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”

  • 420Downunder

    like what bond says "Watch the birdie, you bastard..."

  • austinnnn

    " You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country!"

  • Crystal

    (Bond, James Bond ) ok now i think it should be Bong James Bong

    "Governments change, the lies stay the same" - Bond.
    ( he was right with this one lol )

    A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow.)
    Bond said “He had a lot of guts!”

  • oxo

    Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
    Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”


  • Locutuz

    My name is Bong....James Bong

  • tetrahydracannibinol
    tetrahydracannibinol May 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Funnily enough my first proper homemade was a 4ft'er and we called it James Bong.

  • Nick

    Q: What is the difference between Connery's wife and a panda?
    A: One is an endangered species with two black eyes and the other is a kind of bear.

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