131 thoughts on “RooR 'Big Brother' Competition”

  • Luke

    I'd like to enter under Requirement 3. Just search my email in your database or whatever. :) Would be great to win this baby!

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  • Nioclás

    Hi guys can i enter? im after spending lotsa money from the EDIT website in the last two years,Most of it on glass, you can check my order history and e mail, Peace and thank you! Wow i would love this roor..

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  • SpiritualHerbalist
    SpiritualHerbalist May 1, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gates he meets Satan. Satan tells Clinton that, since Hell is full, Clinton will be replacing one of the current inhabitants. He will be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell. Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich. He's being forced to pound big rocks into little rocks. Upon seeing Newt in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, That looks painful. I don't think this is for me! The second door opens. Behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is bobbing for automobile parts in a large pool of dirty water. Grimacing at the filthy scene, Clinton says, I don't think so. The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. I can handle that! Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
    very well," says the Devil, Monica, you may go.....

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  • Nioclás

    I might as well enter with a joke aswell lol, here it goes,

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses out cold. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down sir. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then BANG a shot is heard! Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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  • SpiritualHerbalist
    SpiritualHerbalist May 1, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    i see a tool of happiness btw :P the name reminds of a Roar! That refers to a lion.. that brings my mind to Lion of Judah. BUT thats not what i wanted to say.. i just want to wish you all a great weekend in the sun, blaze it up. Selah

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  • james

    im new to this site so im going to have to go with a joke,
    Apparently the easiest way to catch swine flu is to have sex with an infected pig, upon hearing this Jack tweed (jade goodys husband) shit himself.

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  • highlyblest

    ROOOOOR!!! wot a beauty can i be enterd in the draw aswell im a member of everyonedoesit you guys are ace i got a blackleaf acrlyic icebong off this site and a metal pipe... i also got some seeds hahaa..lowriyder kooshty

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  • jay

    Joke time

    How did Jesus feel about being crucified?

    Cross.

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  • highlyblest

    how do you make lady gaga cry?...pokerface.......check the roor ashtray on hte video sweet.

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  • John

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
    While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

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  • Luke Gardner
    Luke Gardner May 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    How about this little beauty then?



    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
    swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
    Christian.

    The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
    that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,

    "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't
    have any worries about being eaten."

    A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo
    and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

    Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his
    old mate.

    Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark
    boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

    Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of
    his sad plight.

    While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
    thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

    He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and

    behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in
    his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them
    all a cocktail.

    Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his
    old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught
    that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark",
    came the reply.

    Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he
    set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came
    flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your
    old friend, come out and see me again."

    Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the
    enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

    Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me.

    I've changed....."


    "......I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".

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  • Reece

    Have been buying stuff for years and was a forum member.... SUBZD.... i wanna win that bad boi

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  • Alvin Olmos

    i almost made the 2nd and 3rd requirement cause i just made my first orer to EDIT a few days ago so im enter in with a nice joke i hope you like it



    A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
    The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
    And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
    He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
    The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
    The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
    The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

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  • Jay

    I emailed my glass collection w/ wristband. Can I has offer enter plz?

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  • arthur

    hi i'm going to enter with number 2. expect an email with my picture soon !

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  • Jake Smith

    I see whats going on here, making us perform for you like the little bitches we are. lol I sat here for 45 minutes, smoking bong hits, thinking of funny jokes, giggling, but you know what, I fucking forgot them, I forgot them all.

    I'm going to watch Smallville, this RooR can SUCK IT. XD

    I love you guys anyways! I'll be back for more... EDIT FTW

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  • Mike

    I believe I bought enough to be under #3, check my account

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  • Adamz

    I got a joke! PLEASE LET ME WINNNNNN

    How many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    You don't know man, you weren't there!

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  • MrNice

    Here's my joke, more of a one liner but I love it:
    I like my pussy like I like my weed, stinky with purple hairs on it cause I'm freaky like that.
    -Mr.Nice

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  • mike

    Why was a blonde trying to give a blowjob to a lightswitch?

    she was trying to turn it on

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  • johntreland

    hi i would like to be entered into the draw.i have spent around 650 dollars and have a 7mm roor custom polished that i bought from you guys.and i recently made a order that was 40 dollars

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  • NTrailZ

    I would like to enter under requirement #3, check email address for same one used on my account.

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  • tom SKunk

    i just sent a pic of my bong

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  • tom SKunk

    am in love with that bong<3

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  • j

    whats the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator


    the refrigerator doesn't scream when you put meat in it

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  • Feltros

    What a beauty!!! I'm slightly worried about the concept that if I win i'll be sucking on my lil sista, but being a stunning RooR piece i'll soon get over it :P

    Entering under req 3.

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  • andrew

    Hi, I would like to enter the contest under requirement #3. Check my email and order history to see if I qualify. thank you

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  • Crystal

    i just send a picture so luck to everyone

    thanks crystal

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  • matt

    what did the non-populist pothead do to try to help the WWI cause?

    he sold war bongs!

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  • Kevin

    There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
    To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.

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  • mark s

    Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
    A: Because pot holder was taken

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  • RAYAN

    A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
    One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

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  • Alexis

    One bong hit, Two bong hit, Three bong hit, Floor

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  • HashBean

    Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

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  • Cameron Ruiz
    Cameron Ruiz May 2, 2009 at 2:49 am

    A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
    The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
    And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
    He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
    The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
    The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
    The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

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  • LUIGI

    The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!

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  • Al famar

    You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a urine test?

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  • Amanda

    A stoner was relaxing next to a cactus with his horse standing next to him. Along came a stranger and asked, "What time is it?" The stoner looked at the horse, lifted up his balls and said, "It's 4:20." The stranger said, "You're sure it's 4:20?" The stoner lifted up his horse's balls again and said, "Yup, its 4:20!" The guy says, "How the hell can you tell time by lifting up the horse's balls?" The stoner lifts up the horses balls and says, "You see that clock over there?"

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  • Sam Wade

    A hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"

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  • Mr B

    I'd like to enter under requirement 3, that Ice Master looks awesome! I have a bong on order from you guys atm if that counts?

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  • Lonka

    Mail sent to enter under requirement number 2! How could one resist to the appeal of this beast (rawr?)...

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  • Matthew

    Hi!

    I'll enter the contest with the #2 entry. I'll leave a picture of my pipe collection with the wristband tomorrow morning after cleaning my pipes :Þ

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  • Ludson Travis
    Ludson Travis May 2, 2009 at 6:43 am

    What did you call it when two mexicans play basketball?


    Juan on Juan :)

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  • Erin

    There is a well dressed middle aged woman walks out of a fancy hotel. She sees a stoner and says to him, "Call me a cab!" He looks at her for a second and says, "You're a cab!" He smiles and walks off.

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  • Bun

    I dnno if i qualify but i think i may. Cheers for another great comp Ben and EDIT.

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  • howe

    i would like to enter with requirement number 3, please check my email address. thanks!

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  • Ducky

    Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb
















    A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway!

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  • Slate L

    One day this cop pulls over a stoner for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the stoner for his license.

    "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.''

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  • KIM

    what's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? a drunk will drive right past the stop sign while a stoner will wait for it to turn green.

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  • Spence

    Check my edit account, sportsman9987

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